Bahasa jepun

01. Yang pemarah – KEIJI CACIMAKI

02. Yang suka berjimat – SAYORI SUKAMURA

03. Yang bisu – KIETA TADASORA

04. Yang suka makan nasi – NANACHi KASIBANYA

05. Yang suka layan blues – APO NADIKATO

06. Yang suka belajar – ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07. Yang kerap bikin kacau – WAKASI HURUHARA

08. Yang sangat kedekut – MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09. Yang suka sangat tidur – ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10. Yang suka mengintai – HINTAI AKOSUKA

11. Yang tua – TARAGIGI PADANMUKA

12. Yang kena tinggal bini – SUSAHATI BINILARI

13. Yang suka merempit – SAJA CARIMATI

14. Yang Lembab – AYUMI CIPUTBABI

15. Yang suka BERSUMPAH – SAIIFOOL BAUKARI

perkataan ataupun nama yang terdapat di atas tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati. Kalau ada pun hanya kebetulan sahaja.

biler pompuan tgk lelaki hensem

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: woow, cool giler...

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun

macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg

diganggu

perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam

hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan

yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh

perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya

ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya

meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok

saja luarannya)...

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya

halus...penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga

memang harus menyayangi...

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar

dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2

gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat

hasilnya ya?...

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas

perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas

perempuan

perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang

begitu....

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to

cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke

bukan ni?

yg mane satu nk pilih???

tepuk dada tny selera...

nk mkn aper...hehe..

How to impress a woman.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

Love, Lust, or Marriage?

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.